The phone rings in the Chairman's office.
Van Allen: Hello?
The Receptionist: Hello, Mr Van Allen. I have a caller on line three who wishes to speak with you regarding investing in the club.
Van Allen: Who is it?
The Receptionist: It's a Mr Bill Gates.
Van Allen: Ken Bates! Tell him to fook off!
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons whether real or fictional is totally coincidental.© Copyright 2004 Harry Parry All rights reserved. No part of this nonsense may be reproduced for profit without written permission from the author.
Tuesday, October 12, 2004
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