Today, August 24th 2007 was dress down day at Wibble FC. Mr Van Allen relaxed in a Hawaii print shirt and Bermuda shorts, secretary Iris Sole arrived with curlers in her hair and Mr Cough wore a Wibble FC away shirt emblazoned with his name and chosen squad number, "4, Cough".
A relaxing morning was had by all until Italian midfielder, Enzo Bastardo stormed out of training after getting grass stains on his Armani jeans.
Friday, August 24, 2007
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Throwing money at it
Wibble FC's promotion push has been dealt a severe blow this week when new manager, Bertie Cough was hit in the eye by a pound coin. Contrary to recent reports stating that Mr Cough had been attacked after Wibble's recent pre-season victory at Shitehouse WMC, rumours are surfacing that suggest Mr Cough was injured during an argument with Wibble Chairman, Alan Van Allen.
When asked for a statement, Mr Van Allen said, "It was a joke, OK!"
Further news today came from a Wibble press release announcing a massive new sponsorship deal for the new season. The new home shirts will bear the name of the club's record breaking sponsor,
local builder's merchant, Arnold Arse.
© Copyright 2007 Harry Parry All rights reserved. No part of this nonsense may be reproduced for profit without written permission from the author.
When asked for a statement, Mr Van Allen said, "It was a joke, OK!"
Further news today came from a Wibble press release announcing a massive new sponsorship deal for the new season. The new home shirts will bear the name of the club's record breaking sponsor,
local builder's merchant, Arnold Arse.
© Copyright 2007 Harry Parry All rights reserved. No part of this nonsense may be reproduced for profit without written permission from the author.
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