Wibble FC's promotion push has been dealt a severe blow this week when new manager, Bertie Cough was hit in the eye by a pound coin. Contrary to recent reports stating that Mr Cough had been attacked after Wibble's recent pre-season victory at Shitehouse WMC, rumours are surfacing that suggest Mr Cough was injured during an argument with Wibble Chairman, Alan Van Allen.
When asked for a statement, Mr Van Allen said, "It was a joke, OK!"
Further news today came from a Wibble press release announcing a massive new sponsorship deal for the new season. The new home shirts will bear the name of the club's record breaking sponsor,
local builder's merchant, Arnold Arse.
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