Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Bjorn Borin-Erection

The chairman calls in the next candidate. He peruses the CV before him and looks impressed.

THE CHAIRMAN: Good morning Bjorn. May I say what an impressive CV you have.
BJORN: Thank you.
THE CHAIRMAN: That's an unusual name that thars got lad. Thar from Barnsley or summut?
BJORN: Actually, I'm Scandinavian.
THE CHAIRMAN: Next!

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