The Chairman's Programme Notes

Football is my great passion. There is nothing that I love more than listening to the commentary of Wibble's games on the radio while flying my wippets. The one man responsible for making Saturday's such a joy is our very own team manager, Mr Timothy Turnip. I have enormous respect for Mr Parsnip and have great confidence that he will turn things around at the club.Regarding todays match, I would like to say that I am hoping to hear about plenty of goals and I think today will be the day that we see Steve Aquafresh getting his prolific season off the mark.Of course, the twelth man, the crowd is the key once again, so do your part, buy lots of chips and bovril.